Insert Sarcasm Here

Open your mouth say some words
Let me hear it all
Talk the talk, walk the walk
Try to defend it all
You think you have a lot to say
I can fix that with no problem
You'll be tongue-tied in a moment
That's a promise
Here's my words my sweet dear

Don't be surprised by the words you hear
There is no filter for them to flow through
No thinking be I speak but that's how I like it
So be ready when I open my mouth
To insert sarcasm here

Quick wit, snappy chat
All ready with the come back
Toss some words they may hurt
But I am sure you will survive
Speak to me you never know what will happen
Can be nice, or cold as ice
You can always try to think twice
Sweet cheeks what did you think
I was going to let that one slide by

Don't be surprised by the words you hear
There is no filter for them to flow through
No thinking be I speak but that's how I like it
So be ready when I open my mouth
To insert sarcasm here

On purpose not always
Natural reaction, a quick defense
To impose such a thing not always my doing
Sometimes a opportunity presents it's self
Can't always help myself
Words can hurt and sting
But they don't always mean a thing
They can be kind, serve as a lesson
All depends on how well you listen

Don't be surprised by the words you hear
There is no filter for them to flow through
No thinking be I speak but that's how I like it
So be ready when I open my mouth
To insert sarcasm here

Say something stupid
Expect me to leave it alone
Sarcasm
Smart ass yes I am
Would you expect anything less
Sarcasm
At the door
Are you ready for some more
Sarcasm
Here it comes
Right off my smart ass tongue

Sarcasm always there
Under the surface
Laying in wait
Waiting to take the bait
Give me a reason
To bring the Sarcasm
The sarcasm
Sarcasm

Don't be surprised by the words you hear
There is no filter for them to flow through
No thinking be I speak but that's how I like it
So be ready when I open my mouth
To insert sarcasm here



Are you ready
I'm inserting sarcasm here