* A Russian Proverb warns “There was never a saint with red hair.”
* How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
* How do you get a redhead’s mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds
* If you love a Redhead, set her free...
If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she’s yours.
* What’s safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.
* What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
* What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
* How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
*How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There’s a hammer embedded in the monitor.
*Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy:
One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.