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Monday, January 9, 2012

Red head jokes that was given to me tonight by Tia on SL lol

* A Russian Proverb warns “There was never a saint with red hair.”

* How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
    Say something...

* How do you get a redhead’s mood to change?
    Wait 10 seconds

* If you love a Redhead, set her free...
    If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she’s yours.

* What’s safer: a redhead or a piranha?
    The piranha. They only attack in schools.

* What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
    Normal.

* What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
    A Redhead.

* How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
    She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl

*How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
    There’s a hammer embedded in the monitor.

*Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy:
    One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

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