" I masturbated right before i called you"
" Girl He sucked my dick good. Wooo all night long Boo"
"My butthole itches"
" I stuck my finger in my butthole and scartched it. and it felt so good."
" I am taking a shit right now"
"Girl let me tell you what he done did. He pulled out a dildo and he used it on me."
More to come I am sure